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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Trash Screech (And Then Some)

Posted by BRADLEY STEINBACHER on September 27 at 9:42 AM

The “celebrity” sex tape no one was clamoring for:

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

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1

He was on The Howard Stern Show recently and claimed to have a 10" penis. I guess now the world will know for sure.

Unfortunately, this is one mystery no one wanted solved.

Posted by Mike in MO | September 27, 2006 9:51 AM

2

Wow! A Screech sex tape? Maybe some porn company will package that together with the Tonya Harding sex tape and include a couple of barf bags with it.

Posted by no thanks | September 27, 2006 9:55 AM

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Much like ghosts, CHUDs and Eskimos I refuse to believe this exists. For if it does, it is JUST TOO EVIL!

Where is your benevolent god now?

Posted by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town | September 27, 2006 9:58 AM

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Reading...

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
oooookay.

Posted by charles | September 27, 2006 10:40 AM

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One of the more memorable SNL skits from 5-6 years ago featured Will Ferrell as that Actor's Studio guy and Toby Macguire as Screech. Who would have thunk Screech would go on to such heights. God bless America!

Posted by Dr. Chim Richalds | September 27, 2006 10:41 AM

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for those of you who are too lazy to read the full article, there is one tid-bit that shouldn't be missed... the possible name of the video!

"Saved by the Smell"

timeless really

Posted by Bruce Vasseur | September 27, 2006 10:47 AM

7

He was in Nerve's "sex advice from..." column a couple months ago, and he claimed that he used to bang an extra a week. Gross!

Posted by Davida | September 27, 2006 10:50 AM

8

the only reason he's shopping it to big-time pr0n producers is because he missed the submission deadline for hump, right?

Posted by charles | September 27, 2006 10:58 AM

9

Its a bit too late for HUMP2... thank God!

Posted by Suz | September 27, 2006 11:02 AM

10

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Very cold.

Posted by Mr. Belding | September 27, 2006 11:03 AM

11

about 4 years ago he did stand-up at furman university. one of his jokes was that his goatee looked like he "went down on it, and came back up with it." that ruined by childhood. he entire session was incredibly crude, and very unfunny. yet, i couldn't look away.

Posted by konstantConsumer | September 27, 2006 11:04 AM

12

Nice to see he has work, at least.

Posted by phenics | September 27, 2006 11:23 AM

13

There's no way someone dishes out a Dirty Sanchez unless they know a camera's rolling.

Posted by Matthew | September 27, 2006 11:28 AM

14

I'll show you the real meaning of "screetch" if I ever have to view a second of this tape.

Posted by Fnarf | September 27, 2006 12:38 PM

15

Hmm. . . Could be worse.

Carrot Top could have a cameo in it.

Posted by Napoleon XIV | September 27, 2006 2:09 PM

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