Slog - Comments on Re: Things I Learned Through HUMP http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned If I worked for a sex advice columnist, I might ask, on behalf of several confused/traumatized gay men who attended HUMP with me: What the heck is female ejaculation anyway? In particular, the homos I went to HUMP with (one of whom literally hid inside his hoodie during the "Pirate Damsel" scenes), were wondering afterward: Is it pee? What hole does it come out of? Can all women do it?... Copyright 2007 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:44:39 -0800 Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:50:23 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by All You Need To Know About "IT" From the Toys in Babeland site

http://www.gspotcenter.com/facts/female-ejaculation

]]> All You Need To Know About "IT" http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461158 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:52:55 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO How about a brief synopsis for those of us that don't want to click on something that may not be SFW...

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461176 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461176 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:13:33 -0800 Comment by Suz Even some straight men and women don't know what it is...

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461179 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461179 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:18:40 -0800 Comment by Spurts&Squirts I don't mean to be a naysayer, but I'd like to see something a little more clinical about this than the Babeland site. Mike in Mo: in short, it's liquid that pools in the G-spot (!), is not pee, but discharges from the urethra during sex. Something isn't connecting here biologically/physiologically for me. In all my experiences with women, I have never seen anything squirt out like in these films, although I remember on a number of occasions soaking the sheets. That was, as far as I know, natural lubrication from the vagina during vigorous, multi-orgasmic sex.

And for Fnarf: True, my days of playing straight are over, but there is no kvetching here--just morbid curiosity.

]]> Spurts&Squirts http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461185 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461185 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:28:52 -0800 Comment by Lark Hawk Dan covered this in the Stranger a couple years ago. Don't you guys read your own paper?

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=17205

]]> Lark Hawk http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461186 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461186 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:29:54 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage I heard from lots of straight guys that were squicked out by the massive, massive boy dick on display in Lawnboy, Fnarf.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461187 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461187 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:31:26 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver "Squicked out?" Does that mean grossed out or something? Being 1600 miles away I couldn't attend but I guarantee seeing the Lawnboy dick would have been most fascinating for me.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461189 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461189 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:34:47 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver Oh, and what Fnarf said. Get over your vagina freakout, gays.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461191 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461191 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:35:41 -0800 Comment by cienna Um, I'm a chick and I had a bit of a vagina freakout at Hump!. They were rather, uh, large and aggressive looking.
Matt, if you had seen the "hanging goobers" that dripped like slobber from one sated vagina, or watched in horror as another swallowed Jimi Hendrix's hand on Broadway, you might be a little perturbed as well.

]]> cienna http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461200 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461200 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:45:07 -0800 Comment by Enigma As a lesbian who went with 4 gay boys to Hump, all I got asked on the way home was "Can you do that?". I can't, so they continued to ask me how on earth that happens. I didn't know, but it was so funny to watch them be actually interested in the vagina. I think that's the most any of them have thought about it in their entire lives. Good job Fucking Seattle!

]]> Enigma http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461201 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461201 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:49:02 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver One "swallowed Jimi Hendrix's hand?" I better find a way to show up next year! (No, that doesn't sound the least bit arousing but my senses need that kind of bending every once in a while.)

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461203 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461203 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:54:38 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver I have to post a bit more. Large aggressive vaginas conjure up an image of battallions of them marching into war. That would scare the shit out of the Taliban and al Qaida.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461204 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461204 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:56:31 -0800 Comment by Fnarf The post from the user calling himself "Fnarf" above is not me, it's an imposter (though I share the sentiment).

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461213 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461213 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:19:45 -0800 Comment by The real fnarf, really! & I do not eat my own turds. Ever. Actually, Matt in Denver, launching Helen Thomas head-first on an ICBM would terminally terrorize the terrorists. No vaginas need apply.

]]> The real fnarf, really! & I do not eat my own turds. Ever. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461258 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:29:03 -0800 Comment by Gomez From all I've read over the years, the female ejaculations you see on porn is really just pee, and women get their long-distance squirting power from drinking tons of water and building their bladder up for the eruption before the sex scene.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461417 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461417 HUMP Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:55:21 -0800 Comment by E. Jacky Late STRANGE(r) COINCIDENCE:

Speaking of HUMP and Female ejaculation:

My friend went to the HUMP awards thing at Havana and got one of those little free vibrators that were being given away as gifts from the Stranger and Babes in Toyland... She told me yesterday that she used it and it made her actually ejaculate...

Crazzzyy...

]]> E. Jacky Late http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461839 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c461839 HUMP Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:09:48 -0800 Comment by jonny jonny

]]> jonny http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c469276 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/re_things_i_learned#c469276 HUMP Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:50:23 -0800