Tonight The Stranger suggests you see The Museum Play at WET. I concur, with moderate reservations: You can read my web-only review here.

If you do see The Museum Play, there are several other nearby experiences I strongly suggest you avail yourself of. You can’t have the seriously delicious-looking (I’m a doubting vegetarian, so I haven’t actually tried it) lamb burger at Vios down the street, because they stop serving it, along with the rest of the lunch menu, at 5 pm. Sad. But you can get a “Good Orange” at Fuel, next door to WET, which combines organic orange juice with some dairy product and, um, it tastes so good I had three last weekend. Inside WET, there’s a great gallery show curated by Anne Blackburn, which involves lots of bodily residue. I especially recommend Jody Wood’s used motel-soap curtain + projections, which is seriously gross.

I myself am off to see ACT’s A Number, which, like Museum Play, is quite short. I applaud this programming trend.