http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse IS NOTHING FREAKING SACRED? Not only did poor Lindsay Lohan have shots of her VJ flashed all over the internet this week (don't look, it's beneath you), it was also reported that beau Harry Morton DIDN'T propose to her after all, and now? According to TMZ.com, her hotshit Hermès Birkin bag with a MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY inside was stolen from Heathrow airport! (In case you didn't know, not even God herself can get a Hermès Birkin bag without knowing the right people—which she doesn't. So screw the jewelry—JUST RETURN THE BAG!!) "It is alleged that as [Lindsay] exited... Copyright 2007 Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:06:54 -0800 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:23:12 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Every teenager/young woman has to go through the loss of 3-4 purses before they get wise; my 18-yr. old daughter being a prime example. This is just another step in the maturation process. Godspeed, Ms. Lohan!

]]> D Huygens http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459342 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459342 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:18:00 -0800 I'm watching e-bay for that thing. S'gonna be worth a fortune!

]]> Gurldoggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459347 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459347 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:32:20 -0800 Get wise to what D? Most women who haven't been coddled their entire life haven't had their purses stolen due to inattentiveness. Perhaps it is parents who should get wise.

]]> ky http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459351 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459351 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:38:10 -0800 Putting all of your valuables in an easily-carried bag with handles, and then setting it down, seems like a bad idea to me. Especially if she's in a foreign country -- I wonder if her passport was in there.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459362 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459362 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:54:26 -0800 You know, enough's enough - pick on someone else for a while. (Not to mention people like Lohan and P.Hilton make me kind of sick anyway.)

]]> Sachi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459368 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459368 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:07:30 -0800 What Fnarf said. The hell is she doing with a million dollars in bling in her handbag anyway?

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459609 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c459609 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:59:34 -0800 The imposter who is obsessed with turd-eating is not Fnarf, it's Paul in Seattle, who is apparently nine years old.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c461083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_purse#c461083 Trash Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:23:12 -0800