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Friday, September 8, 2006

Lindsay Lohan’s Purse: STOLEN!!

Posted by on September 8 at 10:06 AM

IS NOTHING FREAKING SACRED? Not only did poor Lindsay Lohan have shots of her VJ flashed all over the internet this week (don’t look, it’s beneath you), it was also reported that beau Harry Morton DIDN’T propose to her after all, and now? According to, her hotshit Hermès Birkin bag with a MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY inside was stolen from Heathrow airport!
(In case you didn’t know, not even God herself can get a Hermès Birkin bag without knowing the right peoplewhich she doesn’t. So screw the jewelryJUST RETURN THE BAG!!)

“It is alleged that as [Lindsay] exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermès handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley.” The bag, according to police, contained “a quantity of jewelry.”

Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. “She is begging for the return of the items,” Sloane says. “She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.”

The Hermès Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay’s much needed asthma medication.

Yeah! How is she supposed to screw everything in Hollywood while wheezing like a chicken with a perforated lung? GIVE IT BACK, YA CREEP!


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Every teenager/young woman has to go through the loss of 3-4 purses before they get wise; my 18-yr. old daughter being a prime example. This is just another step in the maturation process. Godspeed, Ms. Lohan!

I'm watching e-bay for that thing. S'gonna be worth a fortune!

Get wise to what D? Most women who haven't been coddled their entire life haven't had their purses stolen due to inattentiveness. Perhaps it is parents who should get wise.

Putting all of your valuables in an easily-carried bag with handles, and then setting it down, seems like a bad idea to me. Especially if she's in a foreign country -- I wonder if her passport was in there.

You know, enough's enough - pick on someone else for a while. (Not to mention people like Lohan and P.Hilton make me kind of sick anyway.)

What Fnarf said. The hell is she doing with a million dollars in bling in her handbag anyway?

The imposter who is obsessed with turd-eating is not Fnarf, it's Paul in Seattle, who is apparently nine years old.

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