Slog - Comments on Lindsay Lohan's Grocery Receipt! (Yes, We're That Pathetic.) http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce Ummm... NO. We don't have anything better to do than look at Lindsay Lohan's grocery receipt, dug out of the dumpster by those intrepid tabloid reporters and posted at Mollygood.com. And who knew? Lindy and I share very similar grocery interests! There's Doritos (both Nacho flavored and Ranch), Ham & Cheese HotPockets, Sleeping tablets, Magnum Condoms (which are generally a bit tight on me, but they do in a pinch), and about 54 gallons of NyQuil Cough Syrup (which I only use when I have a tickle in my throat, or go on a hallucinogenic FREAKOUT).... Copyright 2007 Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:37:49 -0800 Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:04:17 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Will Condoms? No, I just cinched up a Hefty Bag and call it good.

]]> Will http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456666 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456666 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:46:09 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Junk food and vitamins. Classic. I'll bet most Slog readers eat the same way.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456700 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456700 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:15:34 -0800 Comment by Sachi Did you notice the cheap four-packs of white Zinfandel? Eeeew.

]]> Sachi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456713 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456713 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:29:14 -0800 Comment by White Trash This receipt is the portrait of middle America, to wit: White Zin (4 packs, no less!), cigarettes, French's yellow mustard, Cheerios, cream cheese, pre-sliced cheese, pre-packaged lasagna, and enough over-the-counter meds for 1) a bad post-nasal drip (gee, I wonder what could have caused that) or 2) a small meth operation.

Proof again that money doesn't buy you class!

P.S. Is that a 12 oz. Slurpee on the receipt (Slrp 12z/355ml)?

]]> White Trash http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456721 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:35:13 -0800 Comment by tom And the cheap "American Spirit" cigs? Plus with all the cold meds, it looks like she's starting her very own meth lab.

]]> tom http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456722 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456722 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:35:14 -0800 Comment by Fnarf She undoubtedly believes, as do all American Spirit smokers, that they are the product of deeply spiritual and totally noncorporate Native Americans as part of a religious ceremony celebrating Nature.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456734 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:44:39 -0800 Comment by bill and isn't she underage? don't celebrities get carded when they buy booze?

]]> bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456736 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456736 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:45:05 -0800 Comment by J.R. Nothing goes with a fire crotch like Hot Pockets.

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456751 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456751 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:50:39 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Hmm, she just turned twenty. I tried to buy booze when I was twenty but I usually got caught.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456754 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456754 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:51:41 -0800 Comment by alithea only a three count of condoms? poor deep dickin' deprived thing.

]]> alithea http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456763 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456763 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:57:24 -0800 Comment by John Don't worry Alithea. The condoms are to send to mexico so her so can get her drugs muled back.

]]> John http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456789 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c456789 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:19:31 -0800 Comment by catnextdoor I've noticed that celeberties like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan seem to get away with partying at bars and whatnot long before the rest of us.

White zin is the nastiest thing... totally shows her level. Fucking white zin!?!? jesus.

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c457180 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_groce#c457180 Trash Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:04:17 -0800