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Friday, September 1, 2006

Trash Lindsay Lohan Gets Engagement Ring?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on September 1 at 9:55 AM

If a celebrity’s boyfriend is shopping at Cartier, that can only mean one thing: WEDDING BELLS! (Or he’s been fucking someone else and feels guilty.)
HOWEVER! Since the boyfriend in question is LINDSAY LOHAN’S man of the minute Harry Morton, it’s gotta be an engagement ring! (How else is he going to get her to stop porking every man in sight?) From Splash News…

Harry Morton was spotted at Cartier (dude can’t afford Harry Winston?) allegedly purchasing an engagement ring. The wealthy 25-year-old entrepreneur has dated 20-year-old Lohan for little more than a month, but is now ready to get down on one knee and ask for her hand in marriage. Soon after purchasing the ring Morton whisked Lohan away on a romantic vacation to Hawaii. And his Pink Taco people even admitted Extra TV that he bought Lohan some bling.

BTW, “Pink Taco” refers to a chain of Mexican restaurants started by Morton. All together now…
“EWWWWW!”
Congrats, Lindsay! You’ve bagged a real winner.

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1

Oh, Fock!

There goes the planet...

Posted by Andrew | September 1, 2006 10:24 AM

2

We should not even be giving these people the time of day. They have somehow had their 15 min and hung onto it. A 15 min they should have never been allowed to exploit in the first place.Your time is up. If we just stop talking about them then maybe they will just go away and we will give time to people with actual talent.

Posted by Brian | September 1, 2006 10:38 AM

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Why is this even being posted in the Stranger's blog....

Most be a slow day over there.

Definitely a new low!

Posted by crapola | September 1, 2006 10:47 AM

4

Nuke them from orbit--it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by Napoleon XIV | September 1, 2006 10:59 AM

5

Lindsay Lohan is SO last week. Let's move on, Hump.

Posted by Sachi | September 1, 2006 12:25 PM

6

I agree with Brian. They ain't going to grow up as long as they hold the stage. Famous for being famous? Only if there's two ways about it.

Posted by Noone | September 1, 2006 1:23 PM

7

Well, now is as good a time as any for Lohan to get started on all those future dysfunctional marriages.

And, how is this posting any more superficial than any of Hump's other Slog contributions?

Posted by keshmeshi | September 1, 2006 1:29 PM

8

Well at least they'll be able to wear each other's clothes.

Posted by Bauhaus | September 1, 2006 4:09 PM

9

How is it that this jerk can propose marriage to that talentless, wonton hussy, and I can't marry the man I love: WM (TM) Steven Humphrey.

Screw you, Supreme Court!

Posted by Andrew | September 1, 2006 10:15 PM

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