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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Killer Bear

Posted by on September 27 at 10:20 AM

This bear, this soggy, sad, adorable little teddy bear, is single-handedly responsible for the deaths of 2,500 trout.

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It’s all true.


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Well, I hope they reduce the charge to involuntary manslaughter.

What does 2,500 counts of involuntary troutslaughter get one in this state?

Dinner?

I believe the current sentencing guidelines call for a minimum stretch of 4 - 6 in Woodland Park, accompanied by mandatory attendance at TA meetings.

Quote of the week:

"RELEASE OF ANY TEDDY BEARS into the fish hatchery water IS NOT PERMITTED."

Wait, I know that bear! That's the bear that stuck a knife in my gut in Manila in '72 right before he stole my passport. Sounds like you're up to your old tricks, Paddington. I've been looking for that sonovabitch for 34 years! It looks like old Gill's got you right where he wants you!

He's got the cold, beady eyes of a killer.

The gutter's too good for him, I say!

Yes, he does look like Paddington.

But I wonder how long it took the those monitoring the filter to figure out it was clogged and clean it out? Shouldn't they be checking it more frequently and avoiding the aforementioned murder?

Name him Damien.

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