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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Innovations in “Ex-Gay” Therapy

Posted by on September 27 at 13:32 PM

1. Find a “father figure.”

2. Cuddle.

3. Beat pillow with tennis racket. Call it “Mom.”

4. Repeat until cured.

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Erica, remember the Texas way?:

  1. Get married.
  2. Deny everything.
  3. Repeat #2 until your someone from church sees you walking into the gloryhole arcade at the porn theater.

that richard cohen dude is a total fag.

Wow. I feel so much straighter after watching that video. I'm cured. Who'd a thunk that all it takes is whacking a mom-pillow with a tennis racket?


Or would you rather have a good whacking from a father figure?

"That's discrimination."


Great. All my pillows are ruined.

And I still like dick.

Maybe if someone cuddled me on the couch?

Wait, does this work for bisexual women, or will it just make me chase girls more?

I'm not sure about bisexual women, but if you're a lesbian, I think the conversion routine is that you're supposed to beat your father figure with a tennis racket, and cuddle with a pillow.

i second: richard cohen is *so gay*

Eww and he is still dressed like a gay man without a clue. Look at those pants that are keeping his shirt from tucking out. That guy is so so sad for hating himself so much.


You could also just try getting married to a woman and having kids. Then you're totally straight.

That, coupled with your with your man-on-man cuddle time, should make you straight, straight, straight.

Good lord this is old. C'mon Erica, try to keep up.

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