Schmader, world-renowned for his spirited killer commentary, is also referred to as the "World's Smallest Living Orgasm."

I read that whole flier, and got the impression that this is not a current establishment. Am I correct? I got a 50's or 60's era vibe from it.

No, it said it was established in 2002.

"And the more severely they're maimed, the more the men seem to like it" ... "Every year, the Partys highlight is when a naked menstruating stripper is lowered into the shark cage" ... "'I can achieve an erection merely at the thought of a shark biting a woman. There--I just did.'"

You can book a package tour from the US. Please don't come back.

Disturbing. Offensive.

We have a similar specialty strip club in Idaho called "Hammies", for strippers who've been mauled by swine.

As featured in
http://www.jimgoad.net/gigantic.html

dude, they don't show that shit on Shark Week....

Well, marketing hyperbole aside (it is a bit over the top, but then again, it is a strip club and not a church), and given the usual caveats about strip clubs (bottom line: they treat the dancers right), who am I to judge. So it is an exotic fetish club, big deal.

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that it might be a joke.

I agree with Napoleon - was this an insert from the Onion? It seems like bullshit.

If you look at the Jim Goad link that Fignuttery offered, it is listed under fake. That's good enough for me I'd really rather not think it's for real, the world is sick enough as is. However, I intend to seek out Hammies...

ha ha "out on a limb"

No kidding. Waaaay too many words to be a real ad for a real strip club.

Yep, it's now clear it's a piece of art, not a piece of advertising...but still, pretty damn amazing, and the forthcoming Jim Goad book (due in 2007 and linked above) sounds like a horrific delight....Sorry for the gullibility, but really, you straights are so freaky I don't know what to believe...

insert steve irwin joke (here)

"spit on a barbie"?

perhaps jim goad will use the profits from his book sales to open a strip club that features a wide variety of battered women, all exhibiting visible bruising, choke marks, and broken bones.

it would, naturally, have to be called answer me!.