Aside from the fact that it makes me think of lumberjacks fucking, my practical, hands-on experience suggests that Seattle is possibly the least sexy place on the planet.*

*For straight people, anyway.

A woman behind us gasped loudly in Lawnboy when the giant cock was revealed, and sat with her mouth open most of the film.

Some of the bodies were average (some, uh, below), but come on... the woman in Getting a Leg Up in Porn? Hot, hot, hot—so was the woman in Fucking Seattle, as were the two women in Fast and Hard (the men in that weren't bad either), the woman in Ninja Fluffers was hot (the guys, eh, not so much), and the man and the woman in Cute Sweet Hot Sexy were both cute, sweet, hot, and sexy. (If you're one of those dudes who fantasizes about girls with strap-ons, this is the film for you.) Oh, the woman in Booker Hoss Show? Hot, hot, hot. (Again the men? Eh, not so much.)

And Lawnboy? Two very hot dudes, if I do say so myself. (Sorry, Mrs. SKGee.) My favorite boy, though, has to be my man Bo Logan. Voted for him, hope he wins.

There were some bodies that need to see the gym before they see the business end of a camera again—but isn't that the nature of the amateur porn beast? But there was definately way more than $20 worth of hot flesh up on that screen.

Oh, and that was one massive cock on Lawnboy's bottom boy. Holy shit.

Part of being an adult in a liberal society is not making a big deal when you're exposed to things that aren't your cup of tea. Just move on and don't feel the need to put people down just because it's not your thing.

If you guys were to do a Strangercrombie auction for the chance for a "civilian" to be one of the judges for what gets into Hump 3, I bet you'd make a lot of dirty, dirty money for NW harvest.

Also, speaking of Hump 3, how about booking NWFF for 4 days straight up so we don't have the sold out screening problem? I think Hump's a winner, and if you guys can sell out 4pm Friday screenings, you can book this thing for wednesday thru saturday next time so my friends who were too slow to get tickets can share the love.

I wouldn't mind stepping up and producing one for next year, but unfortunately, I'm seeing that my efforts would not be appreciated 'cause I don't have a porn-star body. Oh well. :)

I like that funny is a huge element in qualifying HUMP! submissions, and really, that's what made the whole festival fun: the people who made these films didn't take it or themselves too seriously and clearly tried to have a good time with it.

Honestly, I felt there were 4-5 films that deserved to win, but Gettin' a Leg Up On Porn took the cake for me. Flawless imitative mix of old instructional video and porn, and yeah, that girl was cute and a perfect ham, so I voted for that. IMO, Bo Logan, Booker Hoss, Fast and Wild and Fucking Seattle are good enough to win too, but only one can be the WINNAH! If any of the others I mentioned won, I wouldn't be at all disappointed.

Oh yeah, and piling on: that was a serious Washington Monument size cock in Lawnboy. DAMN... that thing need its own observation deck.

Yeah, clearly the high demand is enough that you could fill up four days (I had several friends asking about coming with me, PUN INTENDED SQUIRTSQUIRT, but of course the shows were sold out)... but would Wednesday and Thursday showing get good enough attendance to make it work?

Fnarf, I trust that you won't mind if I beg off your premeire? I'm much to busy with my parties and clubwork anyway.....

Whatever, they were all cute and fucking hot in their own special way

But even pointing that out is nitpicking. It was still great.

No way in hell.

The whole Falcon Studio plucked and blow-dried gymbot look is tired, and has been so since at least 1995. Anyway, those people hardly exist, and the ones that do are assholes.

Give me a couple of naughty suburban dads or rauncy, paunchy blue-collar types any day.

And also....did you make a porn? no? Then shut the fuck up.

As was the case last year, the funny HUMPs swamped the awards. People enjoy laughing. I guess in porn comedy is easy, drama is hard. I'm glad to hear that there will be two awards next year—hottest and funniest.