Slog - Comments on Hasselhoff's Phony Suicide Call Actually a Case of Cat Scratch Fever? http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su Oh, what a tangled web Hasselhoff weaves... According to TMZ.com, Knight Rider extraordinaire DAVID HASSELHOFF made a 911 call on Sunday night, claiming his daughter was trying to commit suicide. As it turned out, the daughter had merely been SCRATCHED BY THE FAMILY CAT, and according to former wife Pamela Bach, the 911 call was a power play meant to prove she was a bad mother. Sigh... Here are the details. Bach says her daughter was scratched by the family cat Sunday night at around 6 p.m. She says her daughter was crying uncontrollably, so she called David and suggested... Copyright 2007 Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:03:31 -0800 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:24:41 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Will That's a good looking kitty.

]]> Will http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c468998 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c468998 Trash Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:48:57 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV Wm. Steven Humprhey wrote:

"That bitch is a shredder if I’ve ever seen one. I need to see a psychologist just from looking at it."

You're a wimp, Wm. Steven Humphrey. A WIMP!

http://www.mycatehatesyou.com

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c469004 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c469004 Trash Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:59:13 -0800 Comment by Dr. Chim Richalds Suicide by cat-scratch ... for those times when a razor blade just isn't handy. Mock young Ms. Hasselhoff's travails at your peril.

]]> Dr. Chim Richalds http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c469265 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c469265 Trash Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:43:46 -0800 Comment by Xchuck So this means David Hasselshoof called 911 because
he was afraid to handle a little pussy himself? I always knew he was gay!!

]]> Xchuck http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c470967 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/hasselhoffs_phony_su#c470967 Trash Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:24:41 -0800