City Club Lagoon
posted by September 26 at 11:55 AMon
A terse report from the new club on Broadway—the one with the Lamborghini stuck to the roof—from this past weekend: “It’s Friday after midnight. There are twelve patrons. Two of which are dancing to ‘Dancing Queen.’ We immediately leave.”
Also: On opening night, I noticed that the bathroom with the giant tinted window—the one right by the indoor speedboat—had insufficiently opaque glass. Not only could one see out from within, viewing the dance floor whilst ostensibly conducting one’s lavatory business, but if one stuck one’s eyeballs right up to the glass from the outside, it was possible to pretty much see in: into. the. bathroom. The owner (I think; he had a proprietary air about him and a suit) saw me doing this (experimentally; there was no one inside) and looked alarmed and said they might have to make the glass darker.