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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Blondes Have More Fun…

Posted by on September 21 at 10:21 AM

But lesbians have more orgasms.

(And blonde lesbians have the most plentiful and funnest orgasms of all..)

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I once saw Ellen and ex-girl Anne Heche in the bathroom of the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas. Ellen turned on the water for Anne, then went over and got her a paper towel, and handed it to her.... she's probably "attentive" to say the least.

No wonder Portia's smiling.

this news should not come as a surprise to anyone, women least of all.

"Three quarters of women questioned ... admitted their most recent sexual activity involved some form of 'manual stimulation'."

They admitted it! Under intense questioning, they were forced to reveal the sad, shameful truth! Those poor, poor ladies, forced to resort to so-called "manual stimulation" and then compelled to admit it. Tsk, tsk.

File under "Duh."

Once again, red-headed bisexuals get the shaft.

And if we're lucky, it's a vibrating one.

Eww… girl parts are icky, and should not be acknowledged in public.

Besides it’s laughable to believe that women are capable of possessing sexuality, and outrageous to suggest that anyone would care if they orgasm or not.

Women mostly are multi orgasmic or at the least lack the refractory periods that guys have following theirs, plus most guys don't know what they're doing in the sack :/ Just fact.

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