Sex And Some People Think I Have a Problem With Bisexuality…
Christmas is coming!
Well, that’s what the publishing PR flacks stuffing our snail mail boxes with press packs about new releases keep telling us.
And for the bisexuals with a sense of humor on your Christmas list—there are dozens on mine, Lord knows—can I suggest this new title? Schizophrenia: The Bearded Lady Disease. Author J. Michael Mahoney has a theory about bisexuality, one that is sure to amuse and delight bisexuals everywhere. From the press release:
Mahoney has spent 36 years investigating these problems, and his conclusion is that severe unconscious bisexual conflict and confusion lie at the root of all mental illness.“The more severe the bisexual conflict and confusion in the individual,” he writes, “the more severe the degree of the mental illness which is experienced.”
Well, this theory makes sense. Everyone's a little crazy. And everyone's a little bi -- at least, if they needed to be.