Omigod. It’s already AUGUST! That means it’s time to start searching for your 2007 calendar NOW! (Otherwise, you’re going to get stuck with something like this.)
One of my favorite calendars of all time is the annual Women in Waders calendar featuring hotsy-totsy bikini wearing babes reeling in trout and wearing fishermen waders. I like it, because I’m sick like that.

However! I’m really considering switching my allegiances this year to this brand new product, Men of Mortuaries—wherein America’s hottest funeral directors whip off their mourning clothes to show off their buff bods (and it’s for charity, to boot)! Hey boys, I think I could use your help burying something! (That’s innuendo!)