Life Dept. of Medicine
I was just at the doctor’s office, getting my first physical in too long, wearing one of those little gowns that opens in the back.
“Pull down your underpants,” she said. “Now turn your head and cough.”
“Is that a hernia-check?”
“Yes. Know why we ask you to turn your head?”
“So you don’t cough on the doctor.”
“Yes. Just learned that last year.”
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