Curtain rises.

Asser#1: "Mr. President the world is pretty scary"

Asser#2: "Mr. President, while I agree, it is prudent for me to add that the world is actually very scary"

Asser#3: "Mr. President, things aren't that grim, the world is maybe scary."

Bush: "Got it, the world is pretty, very, maybe scary. No change. Looks like am doing a heck of job"

Curtain drops, several of the audience members disappear, zombies take the stage.

I think he mean's the Vice President.

Bush is out of the loop. And ill-informed.

Either that or he's just not listening.

Can we get him to just stay in bed until January 2009 instead?

Another tiresome bush-bashing echo chamber piece, Erica.

Oh c'mon - really, he gets up EVERY day? You mean, there's never been a day when like, he didn't get out of bed once? Not even after those secret weekend benders with Condie at Camp David? Really?

Considering how "hard" the job of being Preznit must be for him, I find that hard to believe.

Thanks for the reassurance, Tony.