Slog - Comments on The Latest in Christian Pajamas! http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ It's the newest thing in Christian child sleepwear, ARMOR OF GOD PJS! "Mommy protected me from the evils of sin sneaking into my mouth at night—and for only $39.95!" And while you're at it, check out this wicked awesome "Cross on a Sweatband" from PutOnFaith.com! Wear this beauty to the b-ball court and put a slamma-jamma-whamma on SATAN! Only $2.99! Thanks and a tip o' the hat to RT!... Copyright 2008 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:00:13 -0800 Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:04:27 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by very funny the pink headband looks gay.

]]> very funny http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448907 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448907 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:09:39 -0800 Comment by flamingbanjo "Worried your kids may not look dorky enough? Well worry no more!"

I predict if these catch on that Adult "marital aid" stores will be stocking grown-up versions of these in, oh, fifteen to twenty years, right next to their extenxive line of catholic-school uniforms and "saucy nun" outfits.

]]> flamingbanjo http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448908 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448908 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:11:28 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO There is no f-in way this can be real. No way. Shit this dorky cannot possible exist.

I refuse to believe it!

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448910 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448910 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:13:55 -0800 Comment by religion sucks Christians want their kids to wear magic underwear, and Jews believe god wants Rabbis to suck the blood of baby cocks. All religion is a farce.


The Torah and bible are both equally good for wiping shit off your ass.


Even New York Public health can't stop religious idiots -


http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/std/std-bris.shtml

]]> religion sucks http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448911 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448911 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:16:22 -0800 Comment by John Can I get that headband in red? Should be easy enough to wear it upside down and please my master Beelze.... Beezu... Bezel... err.. Satan. =)

]]> John http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448912 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448912 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:16:56 -0800 Comment by CoolAqua These PJs seem to modelled after the Knights of the Templar. How about some KKK pajama outfits for the kids to wear when the Templar outfits are in the wash?

]]> CoolAqua http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448915 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448915 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:18:45 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV To whom must I "donate" to get those cool pjs?

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448920 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448920 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:25:18 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV By the way, that boy is totally either 1) stoned, or 2) feeling like an absolute geek for being forced into the photo shoot.

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448921 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448921 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:26:23 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum This looks like another version of the Mormon undergarment.

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448923 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448923 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:30:18 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Good idea John. An upside down cross headband would be bitchin'. Pink or red, either would freak people out...

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448927 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448927 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:38:54 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV I can only wonder when we'll get to see the first Armor of God-inspired parricide.

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448931 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448931 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:44:28 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I was thinking the same thing, Coolaqua. Klan robes for sure. I wonder if they come with pull-down face coverings with eye holes. The shield is pretty bitchin', too.

It says "when they dress they should replace them with the spiritual Armor of God", which suggests that (a) jammy time isn't spiritual time -- go crazy, kids! and (b) there is a window of evil when the kids are out of their jammys and not yet into their spiritual armor when Satan can sneak in and do his dirty work. So many opportunities for evil!

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448932 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448932 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:48:05 -0800 Comment by him Do these pj's include easy-access fondle flaps?

]]> him http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448939 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448939 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:56:25 -0800 Comment by SeMe It doesnt look any different than what Northern Ireland's protestants wear throughout their silly parades.

You can see that King George red cross all over Belfast.

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448945 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448945 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:06:24 -0800 Comment by Dobson's Doberman The Latest in Get Mad & Get Even! Slap down sin & pollution!

To my friends in the faith community (e.g. Focus on the Family) & the ecoterrorist community: We ain't gonna take it any more. For too long The Stanger has practiced the weird alchemy of turning trees into shit, & electrons into slime. Follow these simple step-by-steps to strike a blow for God, Elf, & Alf:

1. Locate & identify (by their smell) Stranger dispenser boxes in your 'hood. The boxes look like old Trojan machines (unsightly smudges, unspeakable stains) in the pestilential toilets of old Conoco (hottest brand going!) gas stations ... only bigger & dirtier;
2. Pry open lid/cover of smelly Stranger 'hood box;
3. Take out 20, 30 smelly Strangers, hand them in piles to the wife & kids (all wearing latex gloves); take out 20, 30 more WITHOUT PAYING! That'll show 'em!
4. Burn.
5. Repeat.

]]> Dobson's Doberman http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448946 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448946 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:09:23 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV And remember to frequent the escorts on the back four or five pages of the paper which make it all possible!

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448950 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448950 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:14:09 -0800 Comment by jammin' Homeland Security Alert!

No person of any gender should at any time be excorted by the horizontal entrepeneurs on the back four or five pages of the paper (who make it all possible) unless that person of gender is wearing, for personal protection and for the protection of public safety, sacred jammies ($39.95, as advertised on the SLOG), a holy headband, or wholesome LDS underwear.

]]> jammin' http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448960 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448960 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:29:30 -0800 Comment by oopsie entrepReneurs. Sorry about that.

]]> oopsie http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448962 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448962 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:31:23 -0800 Comment by oopsie x 2 eScorted. That's what Stranger escorts do. Escort. Still, wear your jammin' jammies, justincase. And for God's sake, keep your shields up.

]]> oopsie x 2 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448966 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448966 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:42:52 -0800 Comment by religion sucks Jews say god tells them to wear little hats, and Christians think god wants their kids in francy pajamas.
All religion is for idiots.


The Torah is good only for wiping your ass with, the bible isn't even good for that, it's pages are so thin.

]]> religion sucks http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448970 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448970 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:53:07 -0800 Comment by Greg Barnes This is ridiculous. Everyone knows to get the real Armor of God, you have to descend into a secret European catacomb and defeat an army of monks with your wacky kung fu hijinks. Further instructions here.

]]> Greg Barnes http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448984 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448984 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:14:37 -0800 Comment by K "...with their belief in Jesus and His protection they will feel safe and secure..." (emphasis mine).

Not be safe. Feel safe. The very essence of truthiness.

]]> K http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448986 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c448986 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:22:49 -0800 Comment by DHS es·cort n. One or more persons accompanying another to guide, protect, or show honor. v. The state of being accompanied by a person or protective guard.

Homeland Insecurity Alert, Part Deux: In the act of being escorted (v.) by your Stranger-pimped escort (n.), you may observe that your Stranger-pimped escort is providing insufficient guidance & protection, and is signally failing to show requisite honor, as per memo, attached.

Warning! Your Stranger-pimped excort either (1) failed to get the memo, attached, or (2) is an agent of the International Islamo-Fascist Conspiracy (Red Alert) that seeks to corrupt your precious bodily fluids.

Protect yourself, Christendom, and the march of freedom. Follow these steps:

* Strap on sacred jammin' jammies, prayer-warrior shields up;
* Divest Stranger-pimped escort of all liquids, gels, aerosols, and shoes;
* Apply Holy X-Ray Spex to face (yours) and unobtrusively examine body cavities of Stranger-pimped escort for contraband;
* If you observe, during previous step, that Stranger-pimped escort is wearing (under his gay apparel or under her street apparel) Jihad Jammies (Hyper-Red Alert!!!) contact Michael Chertoff immediately.

]]> DHS http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449003 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449003 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:01:01 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV Jesus *is* my Stranger-pimped escort!

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449006 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449006 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:04:26 -0800 Comment by - Or, as pre-Lieberman expats from Connecticut used to say, Dodd is my co-pilot.

]]> - http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449012 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449012 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:11:52 -0800 Comment by Touchdown, Jesus! I'm wearing The Suppository Of Superstition right now!

]]> Touchdown, Jesus! http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449034 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:57:17 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV The Suppository of Superstition? Is that anything like The Boots of Escaping?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmRNBSxxxSk

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449041 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449041 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:12:16 -0800 Comment by GrammarCop I'm surprised there aren't matching "peace" slippers (Ephesians 6:15).

]]> GrammarCop http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449635 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c449635 What the Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:24:01 -0800 Comment by erosive-esophagitis <a href=http://erosive-esophagitis.net>erosive esophagitis</a> all about

]]> erosive-esophagitis http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c454891 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ#c454891 What the Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:04:27 -0800