Trash The Day in Gossip
Sean “H.R. Puff’N’Diddy” Combs ALLOWS Justin Timberlake to use HIS catchphrase, “Sexy.” Meanwhile, the Nortorious BIG will still allow Puff Daddy to use his career.
Is David Hasselhoff the Anti-Christ? Well… DUH!
Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner break up! 98 percent of America wonder, “Who are Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner?”
Saved by the Bell’s Screech gets mugged; Slater called in for questioning.
Jennifer Aniston finally gets engaged to that fat hairy guy with the hair in his nostrils.
Angelina walks out on Brad Pitt! Angelina? A HOMEWRECKER? That’s so unlike her!
And finally, proof that Fox News is fair and balanced!