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Friday, August 11, 2006

Steps to Announcing That a Terror Plot Has Been Foiled

Posted by on August 11 at 10:55 AM

First: Tell the Vice President so he can criticize Democrats as weak on terrorism before they even know that a plot has been foiled.

Second: Tell the Republican National Committee so it can be ready to send out a fund-raising appeal on the day that the foiling of the plot is announced.

Last: Tell the public.

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But it was the British, we can't take credit for that, can we?

Don't forget, the radical red White House had an entire week's notice of this too.

You left out the part where they take credit for cracking the case even though they had nothing to do with it. US intelligence couldn't find a terrorist if he was setting up a rocket launcher on the Capitol Mall; they're too busy studying up for their ideological purity tests. Our "security" is accomplished by being terrorized by mouth-breathing high-school-dropouts confiscating our toothpaste and herding us through gates like cattle. It's not about finding explosives, it's about getting you accustomed to the slaughterhouse.

Always count on the NYTimes editorial desk to immediately call bullshit on the pundits.

and don't forget to cut the port security budget even more, a move which bin Laden must love, and which the Bushies are so clueless they don't grok why it's critical.

Will, I don't get it. What does port security have to do with teaching people how to submit? That's the goal, isn't it? That's what we're fighting for?

Well, you're obviously not fighting for it. You're here.

No, I am fighting for my right to obey, even when I'm sitting at my desk. It's What The President Wants.

Islamo-fucks want us to change our way of life. The British are heros this week. Every Islamo-fuck that is caught or better killed means America is safer. Israel and America are killing islamo-fucks right now in Lebanon so they'll never, ever, have the chance to hurt America. That's as it should be.

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