Slog - Comments on Re: A Ghost Story http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story I believe Charles' Gerontophobia stems from the misconception that elderly people trade in their sex lives for 20 extra rolls of skin and a hard-on for Matlock. Rest assured, Charles, just because you're old doesn't mean your sex drive withers away. My late grandfather was a very horny man. Hours after he died at the ripe age of 82 (or something), my grandmother ordered my mom into the basement to find his secret stash of porn. "Judy,” she said to my mom Katy, "go fetch Melvin's porn.” She turned to glare at me. "Go help your mother.” I still don't... Copyright 2007 Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:36:03 -0800 Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:18:23 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by jerod in oly How the hell is that harrasment? And why would the judge even consider it? Now I could understand if the boy was the one using her flower box, but all he did was meow.

And did you find your grandpa's porn?

]]> jerod in oly http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450887 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450887 Life Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:17:33 -0800 Comment by John I don't know if it can be harassment but I now know how to irritate the hell out of my partner. Heh heh.

And did you find your grandpa's porn?

]]> John http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450907 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450907 Life Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:42:45 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum Ah, Cienna. How woefully you misunderstand Charles. He fears not asexuality, but the body itself, in all its rounded, wrinkled, pulsing, effluvent, organic manifestations. To crawl free of this wreckage of human birth to a world of pure crystalline thought - that is Charles' naked desire.

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450971 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450971 Life Thu, 24 Aug 2006 20:24:22 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum Oh, and your grandmother probably wanted to throw out grandpa's porn the instant he died. Don't you know the face of long-suffering disgust when you see it?

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450972 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c450972 Life Thu, 24 Aug 2006 20:25:43 -0800 Comment by Jude All I can say is, holly shit, that is one motherfucking big cat! Is that photoshopped?

]]> Jude http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c451048 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c451048 Life Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:55:23 -0800 Comment by cienna Pleasantly enough, we found no porn. It's still lurking downstairs, somewhere.
My grandmother continues to bring it up on holidays (as in, talks about the porn, not decorates the house with it).

And yes, that is one big motherfucking cat. Alas, Jude, I stole it from the internets, so I have no idea if it was photoshpped or not.

]]> cienna http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c451253 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c451253 Life Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:48:52 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV tis real!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c451480 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c451480 Life Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:38:58 -0800 Comment by erosive-esophagitis <a href=http://erosive-esophagitis.net>erosive esophagitis</a> all about

]]> erosive-esophagitis http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c454939 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/re_a_ghost_story#c454939 Life Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:18:23 -0800