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Rumsfeld loses his mind, portrays US enemies as undifferentiated fascists, critics as “morally, intellectually confused” appeasers.
Ernesto craps out, heads toward Keys as a mere tropical storm.
One year after the levees broke, Katrina victims still lack electricity, bus service, hospitals, and schools; Bush shrugs, calls flood “biblical.”
Iranian president pushes for debate with Bush; reporters, however, keep him on the defensive.
Surprise! We’re We’re worse off than we were a year ago, with more uninsured and lower earnings all around. The “good” news? Poverty is steady. (No wonder Bush & Co. wanted to bury the Census report.) Via
Connecticut Republicans move toward endorsing Lieberman. Meanwhile, in Texas, DeLay’s district rated “Leans Democratic” by Congressional Quarterly.
Paris Hilton’s album tanks, proving that there is justice in the world.
A hundred kids look on in horror as clown is crushed to death.
US Marines torture Saddam by forcing him to watch his Satanic, libidinous gay likeness on South Park? So claims the Daily Telegraph.
Let's hope that Rumsfeld's rampage is due to him knowing that he's about to be kicked out the door.