Slog - Comments on Paris Hilton's Mysterious Ass Goiter http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55 Undoubtedly you're familiar with the face and body of Paris Hilton, America's premiere celebutante heiress-turned-internet porn princess-turned-reality TV star-turned multi-millionaire business woman-turned-fledgling pop star. But are you familiar with her ass flap? Hilton's mysterious butt goiter (here's another photo) has held the internet gossip hotspot Defamer in its sway ever since the strange flesh wad was first spotted cowering near Paris's famously nonexistent butt. Could the flaps simply be extra skin left over from her butt's failure to materialize? Will the flaps grow larger as she ages? Or will the internet attention drive Paris to surgery? Who knows, but... Copyright 2007 Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:31:43 -0800 Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:15:19 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town Her vagina has become so embarrassed by her it is attempting to crawl into her torso.

]]> The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444155 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444155 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:16:07 -0800 Comment by Gomez No, it's a collection of what little fat her body retains, mainly due to the fact that she probably does a whole lotta nothing all day. I can't wait to see her looks collapse over the years. That won't be pretty.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444156 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444156 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:17:59 -0800 Comment by ky Get this girl a sammich, STAT!

]]> ky http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444171 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:29:00 -0800 Comment by dude Its probably the person's shoulder sitting behind her wearing the yellow tank top

]]> dude http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444179 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444179 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:47:23 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Yes, I think it's just her butt cheek, viewed from the front. This view is obscured in normal persons by their thigh. Paris has no ass, but she's got even less thigh. But you're wrong, Gomez; watching her looks collapse over the years is going to be FANTASTIC.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444181 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444181 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:48:13 -0800 Comment by Josh Bush is the most pro-ass flap president we have ever had. America needs to stand strong with ass flaps now. The Stranger has gone against conventional Seattle wisdom and been pro-ass flap. Bush is the best American president ass flaps have ever known, and many in the Seattle Jewish community appreciate what Bush has done for ass flaps.

]]> Josh http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444182 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444182 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:49:34 -0800 Comment by Sachi Josh, that's the best post you've ever done. Troll or not.

]]> Sachi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444190 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444190 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:59:43 -0800 Comment by elenchos I like Paris Hilton. She is a role model for all rich kids of low character and no talent to speak of, in that she is harmless.

Imagine a world where Osama bin Laden, or George, Neil and Jeb Bush, had had Paris around to show them how to live? I only hope Jenna and Barbara are paying attention and don't make the same mistakes their father did.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444238 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444238 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 15:40:14 -0800 Comment by Geni Personally, I hope Jenna and Barbara don't make the same mistake their grandfather did, which was to breed.

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444259 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444259 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:03:45 -0800 Comment by Gomez Now that I think of it, Fnarf, you're right. It's going to be hilarious!

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444302 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444302 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:47:13 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Schadenfreude, my friend. Don't knock it.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444334 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444334 What the Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:19:02 -0800 Comment by Tostina Wow that is one saggy ass, she's so fat.

]]> Tostina http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444494 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/post_55#c444494 What the Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:15:19 -0800