What the Paris Hilton’s Mysterious Ass Goiter
Undoubtedly you’re familiar with the face and body of Paris Hilton, America’s premiere celebutante heiress-turned-internet porn princess-turned-reality TV star-turned multi-millionaire business woman-turned-fledgling pop star.
But are you familiar with her ass flap?
Hilton’s mysterious butt goiter (here’s another photo) has held the internet gossip hotspot Defamer in its sway ever since the strange flesh wad was first spotted cowering near Paris’s famously nonexistent butt.
Could the flaps simply be extra skin left over from her butt’s failure to materialize? Will the flaps grow larger as she ages? Or will the internet attention drive Paris to surgery? Who knows, but feel free to share your theories.
In the meantime, please enjoy this offering from an anonymous Defamer reader, who lays out the “Assy Knoll” theory.