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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Paris Hilton Desecrates Marilyn’s Grave—with Pet Goat!

Posted by on August 15 at 15:36 PM

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FREAKING BELIEVE THIS ONE! From Femalefirst.com

Paris Hilton has bought the plot next to Marilyn Monroe’s grave to bury her pet goat. The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood’s Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol. It is also alleged that she has booked a gospel choir to perform at a private funeral at Los Angeles’ International Church of Christ. A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “It’s absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a ‘Billy Hilton’. “Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives. But it has transpired that it’s just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris.”

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“Happy birthday… Mr. Pwesident…”


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Well, at least Paris didn't buy the plot in preparation for her own eventual demise. Paris Hilton interred next to Marilyn Monroe? That's real sacrilege.

Hey Humpy! I really hope you read your comments, because you need to see this.

Warning: Hoff-related.

Hey, let's get rid of the Estate Tax so she can do even more sacrilegious acts like this!

Friends don't let friends who own newspapers publish editorials against the Estate Tax.

But Ivan, I already sent the Hoff to editor@thestranger.com. you don't want to see Hoff posted twice, do you? egad!

It's a race to Hoffdom and there can be only one!

On the other hand, it'd be entirely appropriate next to Marilyn Manson's grave, wouldn't it?

Most cemetary's won't permit animals being buried in the same area of their grounds as humans. So what the article presumes probably won't happen... but still... harsh. Funny, in a what-the-fuck sorta way, but harsh.

Goodbye, billy goat
Though I never knew you at all...

lol @ Napoleon and Gomez

Isn't anyone else surprised that there was even a plot available next to Marilyn Monroe? Would've thought some enterprising bachelor would've, uh, snatched up that opportunity long ago.

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