Trash Otitis Externa Sufferers Rejoice
Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of all things completely ridiculous, is now selling the Dry Ear, a portable, packable, rechargeable ear drier.
Ideal for swimmers… the handheld dryer delivers a gentle 80-second stream of warm air into the ear, eliminating moisture that can remain after water sports and daily bathing. The compact unit is convenient for travel, folding away into its own integrated carrying case, and the set includes four color-coded earpieces for use by multiple family members.
Protect your loved ones’ ears from deadly moisture now for only $100. I leave the water sports reference for the commenting hordes to feast on.
Silly for the vast vast majority of people, yes, but not completely useless. One of my former roommates had the problem of water getting stuck in his ear that just wouldn't dislodge for days at a time.
I can hardly see an entire family using this though.