Slog - Comments on Osama and Whitney, Sittin' in a Tree... http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si According to a new book by novelist and former Osama bin Laden sex slave Kola Boof, the terrorist who masterminded the 9/11 attack was also TOTALLY obsessed with Whitney Houston! So much so, in fact, he considered murdering Bobby Brown. The World Trade Center is one thing... but putting a hit on Bobby "My Prerogative" Brown?? OH, HELL TO THE NO!! In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel,... Copyright 2007 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:28:56 -0800 Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:28:04 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Cardinal Biggles he just wanted to be her bodyguard after seeing the horrible movie of which we shall not speak (with that terrible song of which i will not think)

]]> Cardinal Biggles http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449013 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449013 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:13:27 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Can we work a deal here? Osama gets Whitney if he shuts down Al Qaeda? Sounds like a win-win. Thing is, I don't know if Whitney would be happy in a place with lots of heroin but no cocaine at all.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449023 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449023 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:38:39 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Hey, let's sweeten the pot! We'll throw in Bush and Cheney and Rove, but he has to keep them.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449028 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449028 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:46:15 -0800 Comment by Bobby Nah, she can get Indian but Peruvian might not play over there.

Bobby ain't gonna let nobody fuck with him though. Shit, recognize game.

"That's it! Now I ain't drunk no more!"

]]> Bobby http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449031 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449031 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:52:13 -0800 Comment by Snoino Lately, there’s been a lot of talk about 9/11 being the fault of the incompetence of the Bush Administration (failed intelligence, general laziness, etc), but I think we all know the real culprit.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Richard Dean Anderson has been counseling young people to be terrorists for an entire generation now (with syndication and all). Would this new liquid bomb plot ever have been conceived if ABC had the forethought to shelve MacGyver before that terrorist training school, posing as a one hour action/drama, had a chance to nurture fledgling ne’er-do-wells worldwide? Boycott Nick at Nite until they pledge to make the airwaves safe for clever 11-year-olds with nothing better to do than make a nuclear bomb out of a gum wrapper and a toothpick.

]]> Snoino http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449051 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449051 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:27:29 -0800 Comment by Whoopty Doo Let's not rush past blaming Chuck Palahniuk and Palladin Press.

]]> Whoopty Doo http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449055 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449055 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:38:41 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV Do you think he'd take Janet Jackson--maybe for the Al Qaeda #2 or 3?

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449065 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449065 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 17:00:41 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle wait, just noticed something ... MacGyver!

dude, that explains a lot.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449083 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 17:34:18 -0800 Comment by Gomez Dude, he can have them both, and al Qaeda can use Bobby as a pinata for all anyone cares.

In return, aQ must refocus their efforts on Bible Belt locales like Crawford, TX and Jerry Falwell's house.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449141 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c449141 What the Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:12:47 -0800 Comment by erosive-esophagitis <a href=http://erosive-esophagitis.net>erosive esophagitis</a> all about

]]> erosive-esophagitis http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c455278 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/osama_and_whitney_si#c455278 What the Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:28:04 -0800