What the Osama and Whitney, Sittin’ in a Tree…
According to a new book by novelist and former Osama bin Laden sex slave Kola Boof, the terrorist who masterminded the 9/11 attack was also TOTALLY obsessed with Whitney Houston! So much so, in fact, he considered murdering Bobby Brown.
The World Trade Center is one thing… but putting a hit on Bobby “My Prerogative” Brown??
OH, HELL TO THE NO!!
In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: “He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”
Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, says he could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of music.
“He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston,” Koof wrote, “and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.
“He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.
“Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mentioned constantly: How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”
And as a sidenote: Not only did bin Laden reportedly love reading Star magazine and Playboy, his fave TV shows “included The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.”
Terrorists… So much like us!