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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Now That You’ve Quit Your Career: “How to Land a Rich Man”

Posted by on August 23 at 14:11 PM

I got so worked up about Forbes’s article lambasting “career girls” that I didn’t even notice the companion piece, “How to Land a Rich Man.” Anyway, here it is in all its cheesy clip-art glory. Tips include: “Put those heels to use and walk to wealthier areas”; go to tennis matches and golf opens “even if you don’t like sports”; and my favoriteóget involved in politics, “joining both parties if you must.”

Via Broadsheet.

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"Okay, our readers: sit there and stroke yourselves over all these optimally needy women out there looking for a real man like you. You frequent those wealthier areas; you are sure to end up with a female accessory superior to 92% of the other similar accessories you will see lesser men adorned with."

Nah, I'm sticking with pornotube.

I think I just puked in my mouth.

Will that attract those wealthy men?

Sigh. What a waste.

Um, it kind of seems like Forbes took the other article down... I'm gonna keep looking though.

"Join both parties if you must" isn't gonna snag you anyone but Joe Lieberman, and he's a putz.

You got that right Nappy.

America is the most sexist country ever. A woman can't become a multi-millionaire here and demand the perfect home life she deserves. If we had a black woman president, America would not be sexist and a woman could raise seven kids and be president of Halliburton.

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