Politics Now That You’ve Quit Your Career: “How to Land a Rich Man”
I got so worked up about Forbes’s article lambasting “career girls” that I didn’t even notice the companion piece, “How to Land a Rich Man.” Anyway, here it is in all its cheesy clip-art glory. Tips include: “Put those heels to use and walk to wealthier areas”; go to tennis matches and golf opens “even if you don’t like sports”; and my favorite—get involved in politics, “joining both parties if you must.”
Via Broadsheet.
"Okay, our readers: sit there and stroke yourselves over all these optimally needy women out there looking for a real man like you. You frequent those wealthier areas; you are sure to end up with a female accessory superior to 92% of the other similar accessories you will see lesser men adorned with."