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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Notes From the Prayer Warrior

Posted by on August 2 at 11:34 AM

Malicious propane tanks and identity theft are one thing, but now it looks like the prayer warrior is facing an even more serious threat:

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August 1, 2006

Dear Prayer Warrior,

Please pray for the protection of my family.  There was a threat against my life, but not just against me, but “where I live.”  Pray for a protective hedge around my home, and that my wife and children will feel safe and secure.

Your Pastor,
Hutch


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If he wants a damn hedge tell him to haul his ass down to Home Depot and buy some Hawthornes or something. I've got a lot on my hands right now, trying to keep you people from killing each other and the planet - I don't have time for his shit.

Why is "where I live" in quotation marks? Just wondering.

Religion is a farce. Christians won't let us look at art photos of naked children and the Jews call every joke that offends them anti-semetic. Only idiots are religious.

"Pray for a protective hedge around my home" are the funniest seven words ever put in a row.

Rev. Ken - Up the Dosage. You're getting just a tad paranoid and delusional there, fella.

Seriously, just plant some laurels, Hutch. They'll be a million feet high and thick and impenetrable in no time. Then your neighbors won't have to watch you working out in the nude any more, either.

What a maroon!

Dear Religion Sucks,


You suck. It's time to move on.

dear stranger, hire some programers, hell if your site's backed is php and mysql I'll do it for you, and write a fucking script to weed out/not allow duplicate posts.

e.g. RS's many, many copy and paste 'religion sucks' rants.

uhg.

So are we only getting the "Prayer Warrior" emails that are deemed to be the funniest, or are we getting all of them? I ask because every singel one is some whiney "please pray for me" selfish crap. The world is tearing itself apart and he isn't soliciting any prayers from his flock for anyone but himself? Not only is he an unconscienable gas bag, he's also a totaly sympathy whore.

Christians only care about themselves and only pray for their own benefit. Jews only care about Israel, and pray to kill more Lebanese people. I agree, religious people are unconscienable gas bags and totaly sympathy whore.

Dear Religion is Stupid: Are you a bot, or do you just write like one?

DNFTT -- ignore, and (s)he'll go away.

Couldn't he just get a livejournal? I mean, he seems to inform his congregation of every little detail of his life. A LJ would just be more efficient, and he could post some memes.

You want a hedge, Hutch? Well you know what?

We want... a shrubbery!

lol@ Elenchos

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