What the Nightmares in Plush
Today, as I was doing a little Muppet Babies-related research (specifically, when can I buy Muppet Babies on DVD—the kind of pithy question that keeps me up at night), I came across this treat:
I just have to say: uuuuuuhhhhhhhhnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg!!! That shit is not right. Seriously, look at it again.
Look at Baby Animal’s foot all janky like that! Look at its horrible snaggleteeth! Look at its soulless demon face! Go ahead. Give it to your kid. You are the worst parent ever.
[Update: Commenter “Heatha” made a good point, which is:
Think of it. Just peekin’ at you while you sleep.]
Why is no one commenting on this horror?