i'm guessing weed (huh?, etc), beer (burping), and a little coke for good measure (or alot of coke)

oh... i forgot stupidity (of course)

uh, what you got?

I'm guessing more than one, quite frankly.

I think Left Leftist has it--though she's eating a bit much to be wired.

Mmmmm... twitchy!

I think it's just a whole lot of red whine.

"Hunh?!?!?"

The more I see of Britney the sorrier I feel for her. Was this from the cutting room floor of Brit & K-Fed's UPN home video show last year?

She's been huffing Pam (r) Cooking Spray.

What makes you think she's on drugs?

i'm guessing its copious amounts of weed. the 'back to the future' ramblings, the sudden changes in subject, the eating, the jumpiness.... holy cow.

i forgot she had such an accent, too.

i'm so glad she's about to be a mother of two! ugh. there's protecting family for you.

Wouldn't it be funny if she's doing all this deliberately, and this is all part of a giant inside joke? I mean, that's what I'd do if I were famous.

That's not weed. She's on the Dummy Dust. Nose FULL of Dee-Dust. And Humpy, where do you find this shit? You're freakin killin me this week!

Crystal Meth. She's in the second stage, where the initial buzz has died down, and you can sit still, but you talk a lot. "My jaw hurts" - that's a meth thing, because when you do meth, you clench your teeth for hours. And she talks about wanting to see "Spun" which is a movie about meth. She and hubby are high on hillbilly cocaine.

Oh clearly meth

I think it's funny how together K-Fed sounds. Almost like he's not as dumb as he comes off. Makes me wonder if I'm the one on something.

"I think some people are ahead of us." - B. Spears

I vote for either Ecstasy or acid. The way she keeps waking up mad in the middle of the conversation--"Huh?!"--seems totally trippy to me.

However, I don't know about meth, so I'm willing to accept the definite meth diagnoses given above...

I agree that K-Fed comes off as "more intelligent" in this video...but I'm not sure exactly what that means.

yeah what was shocking to me was that k-fed appeared to have a functioning brain and coherent thought patterns.

i would guess that she smoked some weed (of an upper rather than downer strain) and drank a bit--mix that in with natural stupidity and hormones. but i don't know anything about meth, so those diagnoses might be spot on.

expensive weed and expensive blow and she can't reconcile the two because she's a republican pop tart retard.

Can't be meth, too much eating and sitting still. Weed and drinking sounds about right.

Maybe her jaw is sore from lip syncing?

Glint. She's on glint.

Glint? wtf is glint. Gospel Literature International? somebody hip me to this new substance.

After the first six hours or so on meth, sure, you'll sit down. Unless you keep doing rails.

I can't believe this is real. Hilarious.

P.S. Glint is from an episode of Strangers with Candy.

I just couldn't fucking watch all of it she gives me the creeps

percocet hangover? with some beer for fun.

A clear mix of red tide crawfish...and cracker paste.

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