What the Life Imitates Comedy
Okay, so there’s nothing funny about waking up to an intruder in your home, let alone naked in your bed with you. However, this PI story about a break-in in Lake City makes the perpetrator’s get-away sound like a sequence from one of the old Pink Panther movies.
“The (naked) man ran off, wearing the victim’s silk robe. Police later found a bicycle and believe the intruder used the bike to escape, but had to abandon it when the stolen robe got caught in the chain. Police found a purse stuffed with women’s underwear not far from the bike.”
Peter Sellers, as Inspector Clouseau, could have done this to perfection.