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Thursday, August 31, 2006

John Travolta: Man Smooch!

Posted by on August 31 at 9:37 AM

Hey John Travolta! WHY ARE YOU KISSING A GUY?

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From the National Enquirer:

John steals a smootch from an unidentified friend before the pair boarded Travolta`s personal 707 airplane together, in Hamilton, Ontario. He is in Toronto working for his role as “Big Mamma”, in the new film adaptation of “Hairspray”.

Umm, people… c’mon! He’s preparing for his role as “Big Mamma”—and that other guy must be playing his son, right? Really, your gaydar is WAY OFF.


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I'm so not defending Travolta in any way, but is it possible he was going for a cheek kiss and the camera angle makes it look like a lip-lock? Oh, but wait, it was before they boarded the plane together? Not a parting peck on the cheek? Okay, that's super gay (and I mean that in a positive way). Now what, though? Savage is going to be mad because Travolta is attempting to traverse the hetero marriage/man-lovin' divide. Goodness.

Wait . . . film adaptation of Hairspray? Wasn't Hairspray originally a film? A completely awesome film by John Waters? Is this another Producers-style thing we're they're making film adaptation of a musical adaptation of a film? Blech.

Kinda looks photoshopped to me. Notice how the other guy's arm isn't actually touching Travolta, just sort of suspended there in the air? Yeah, no way...

Travolta is playing Mrs. Turnblad???

What? - Harvey Fierstein wasn't available?

Besides, the Turnblads don't have a son, they have a daughter. And the smootchee doesn't exactly fit the casting profile.

But, I might pay money for this just to see if Travolta & Walken smootch on camera!

This proves how fucking weird this country is.

Maybe the man he is kissing killed Jon Benet.

John Travolta kissed a man. That HAS to mean something. What's next? Is he going to shove a pen in his ass? (see earlier post)

I hope he is gay and tormented about it, but I'm not believing it until I see a picture of him sucking a guy off as he boards a plane.

Huh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427327/

Looks pretty crappy!

Bush kissed Lieberman on the lips and I don't think they're playing hide the salami.

OTOH, I think that Bush is no stranger to the bone, if you know what I mean.

Come on, people. Who cares? We should be celebrating more freedom for guys, not making fun of men who do things differently. Geeze.

I heard it first hand from a LMP Travolta likes anal massages.

I head that Michael Jackson and Travolta were having a fling.

I heard that Michael Jackson and Travolta were having a fling.

I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THAT Mr. KOTTER WAS JOHN'S FIRST ANAL INVADER

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