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Monday, August 7, 2006

Jodie + Swayze + Gibson = LUV!

Posted by on August 7 at 9:48 AM

It’s Monday morning, and those brave celebrities of Hollyweird are lining up to defend drunken Jew hater Mel Gibson. When asked if Mel thinks Jews stink, really awful actress and apparent expert in anti-semitism Jodie Foster said…

“Absolutely not. Mel is honest, loyal, kind, but alcoholism has been a lifelong struggle for him and his family,” adding, “I do not have personal experience with addiction, but I have seen it take many paths in people I know.”

Still not convinced Mel thinks Jews are swell? Let’s ask the grand arbiter of all moral issues, Patrick Swayze, who says that Gibson is…

“…a wonderful human being. He is not anti-Semitic. People say stupid things when they happen to have a few, and especially if you don’t drink any more, or have limited your drinking for a long time and all of a sudden you decide to have one too many with the boys you are stupid.”

Ohhh-kay. Is that alcohol I smell on Patrick’s breath?

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Patrick and Demi work on a scupture entitled, “Liquor Decanter.”


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so...

Mel hates jews and Dan Savage hates Christians?

I guess that makes us all even, doesn't it

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And then there's Rob Schneider.

All Christians are evil. Mel Gibson deserves to have his career ruined. He will pay a price for saying Jews cause wars. Anti-Semitism is everywhere and Israel is a peaceful nation. Anyone who says otherwise in America today deserves to be silenced.

I've never heard Dan utter or write such sentiment. He's always been most gracious to me and the Reverend.

Humpy! Jodie's not an awful actress unless she's playing a straight girl. For shame.

Lots of people get drunk (and Mel wasn't that drunk, .12) and avoid making anti-Semitic slurs.

Mel also has some recently-revealed ties to an Australian farther-than-far-right political party:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,,20031918-5006023,00.html

All Christians are like Mel Gibson and believe Jews cause the wars. All Jews won't eat bacon bits because the bible says so. Religious people are all idiots.

Speaking of idiots: Jews don't follow the tenets of the Bible.

I wonder if Jodie, Patrick and Mel are represented by the same (or affiliated) agencies.

Jews believe the first five books of the Bible should really be called Torah.

(Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy)


Christians call the same books - The Bible.
It's typical of religious idiots to argue about different names for the same thing. Leviticus tells Jews not to eat Bacon Bits and to circumcize all males. What's say we have another world war about whether it's the Bible or the Torah that schools us about the dangers of bacon bits? Religious people of all stripes are idiots. The Torah is no better than the Bible for wiping your ass with.

The Sacred Torah says Israel belongs only to the Jews. The rest of the world must honor our religion.

Dear RS, Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism, I was just pointing out your factual inaccuracy, I'm not religious, and I still find you to be an idiot.

Jews don't necessarily start wars, but once they get going, look out. Dangerous. They've got some sort of deep seated grudge and underdog complex going on.

Judaism is older than Christianity, therefore Judaism is right about not eating bacon bits. Christianity is older than Islam, therefore Christianity is right about not letting women have abortions.

When you hear - my religion is older than yours, your religion is just an inferior offshot of mine - you can bet a bloody war will be the only way to resolve it.


The Torah and the Bible are just as good for wiping your ass with.

I completely agree, religion sucks. It seems alot of times religion is just an excuse to have wars, bacon bits or no. Oh, and I would say that the Bible would be better for wiping your ass with, since it is longer. But perhaps the Torah has better ply...

You are all evil heretics and will be denied the glories of the stripper factory and the beer volcano unless you allow His Noodly Appendage to touch you.

A stripper factory and beer volcano? Doesn't His Noodliness offer any heavenly delights for women?

If women cant enjoy that then they have no business in heaven.

Shit sticks better to the Torah since it's usually printed on thicker paper. What say we start a war about which is better for wiping shit off your ass, Bible or Torah?

Sounds like a pretty damn good war...especially if I can nip in and get some land... :)

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