What the Help Me Out Here
I just got this email at Savage Love…
I know this may be beyond your range of knowledge as a sex advice columnist but I want to somehow my boyfriend’s life long dream to spend an afternoon chatting with a chimpanzee. I know there is a chimp retirement center an hour or so outside of Seattle. I’m not sure how to go about arranging for him to commune with a primate but I think that there must be a way.
Now this isn’t some freak. I actually know this couple, and they’re cool. The boyfriend isn’t looking to mate with a chimp, just… meet one. Is there anyone out there who knows where or how that can be accomplished?
Can't you just hook them up with Wm. Steven Humphrey?