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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Heidi Klum: Nearly Nude!

Posted by on August 10 at 15:39 PM

FOR THE RECORD: Women are not pieces of meat, merely to be gazed upon and objectified. They are living, breathing HUMANS with real emotions and beautiful souls.

Bearing that in mind, here are some super hot pix of Project Runway’s HEIDI KLUM almost nude!

From the newest Esquire magazine.

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Heidi is pretty hot, but Jesus God is she a brainless block of wood.

Oh Fnarf, stop ragging on the sexy ladies. I can forgive you for the Pussycat Dolls, but now this?

Smart = sexy though . . . . For some of us, that big grayish unseen blob on top is the sexiest bit of the woman.

Hey, I love the sexy sexy ladies, even their non-brain bits. Heidi's got terrific bazooms, and I'm comfortable with dumb girls too. But there is a threshold. I've got stuff between my toes that's smarter than Heidi Klum. If she had Britney Spears's accent, she'd be a laughingstock, but because she's Eurotrashical, she gets a pass from a lot of people.

If they're real, those boobs should be reaching her navel in another couple years.

Dumb is rampant in men too. Try a room full of body dysmorphic gay men with too much gym muscle on Meth.

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