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Friday, August 25, 2006

Homo Gorilla Gay Coffee House

Posted by DAN SAVAGE on August 25 at 13:45 PM

Spotted this flyer on light pole near the office…

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Apparently the gays are planning to take over the Wayward Coffee House in Greenwood this evening. The coffee shop is 100% alcohol, attitude, and drama free now, but how long will it stay that way once the homos show up? Well, that depends on the kind of homos that show. They’re going to play Cranium, according the part of the poster that’s cut off in the picture, so if you enjoy trivia games, coffee drinks, and booze- and attitude-free homosexuals (and the people who love them), you might want to swing by Wayward Coffee House tonight. (And, hey, report back in the comments if you do decide to attend.)

Gorilla Gay Coffee House @
Wayward Coffee House
Friday Aug 25, 7:30 PM
8570 Greenwood Ave N
(just north of 85th N on east side of street)

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1

They need to work on their formatting: I totally thought they were advertising an evening of "100% alcohol, attitude, and drama" . . . for free!

You know what there are a lot of in Greenwood for some reason? Puggles. And they are adorable.

http://images.google.com/images?q=puggle

Posted by Levislade | August 25, 2006 2:26 PM

2

They need to work on more than their formatting. The word is "guerilla".

I was wondering what gay ape activities they were planning.

Posted by genevieve | August 25, 2006 2:28 PM

3

Oh . . . I thought that was just some gay subset with which I was unfamiliar. You know, you got your bears, your gorillas, etc.

Anyway, come for the gay Greenwood gorillas, stay for the puggles.

Posted by Levislade | August 25, 2006 2:39 PM

4

Gorrilla gay? Sounds like somesort of straight-edge bear splinter group. Refugees from The Eagle perhaps?

Posted by Phenics | August 25, 2006 2:42 PM

5

So, I guess they need an editor for their flyers.

Still, a great idea. I love the thought of gays invading my neighborhood. Wayward has organic coffee, vegan pastries, and live music tonight.

Posted by Greenwood Gay | August 25, 2006 3:00 PM

6

Hey come on everybody, it's gorilla time! Go gorilla, go go gorilla...

Posted by Doc Sharpie | August 26, 2006 11:05 AM

7

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Posted by erosive-esophagitis | September 3, 2006 8:36 AM

8

that's weird

Posted by Katelyn | September 5, 2006 12:59 PM

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