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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Focus Freebies: The Gig Is Up!

Posted by on August 31 at 10:44 AM

It was fun while it lasted—enjoyed Chronicles of Narnia with my son last night, then curled in bed and read a few chapters of How to Prevent Homosexuality—but it looks like Focus on the Family has decided to stop making their books, CDs, DVDs, and hate available free-of-charge.

A reader who attempted to follow Noel Black’s step-by-step instructions got this message in return:

We are unable to process your request online, as the amount you’ve chosen to donate is less than the suggested donation. We may be able to complete your request, but need you to contact us directly at (800) A-FAMILY (232-6459) so that we may serve your resource needs directly. If you wish, you may return to the previously screen and specify a different donation amount for these resources. Thank you!

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Gee, I hope noone reports them to the appropriate state and federal charity registrars. Donation is donation.

Now that they are selling the materials, I trust they will begin collecting and paying the required sales tax. They're know no different than a really bad bookstore. A sales price is a sales price whatever you call it. Amazon can't dodge sales tax collection merely by labeling the price a "minimum suggested donation."

Also, as Will points out, purchasers better not be taking the full deduction for this "donation."

--Bob


I think maybe they still qualify as tax-exempt because of their status as a "religious organization". Maybe Amazon could get that designation too? I know people who practically worship at that altar.

Besides, taxes are for godless heathens. ("Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's", anyone?)

yeah, i'm thinking they've disregarded a lot of those $0 orders. i ordered ~ two weeks ago, and haven't received mine yet.

Christians don't want teenagers to fuck and Jews think god wants them to suck blood out of baby cocks. Only idiots believe in religion.

The Torah is good for wiping your ass with, the bible works just as well.


Even New York Public Health can't stop Rabbis from sucking blood from baby cock because god tells them to. Check out what Slate says;


http://www.slate.com/id/2133654/

Darn. Is that why mine haven't arrived yet? I didn't get that warning tho, it said it went thru. I hope the FOF Christians didn't lie to me.

Damn, that sucks.....I haven't gotten mine yet. I ordered them the day the article came out. Though I did get an email saying they had been shipped, so maybe they're just taking a while to get here, like everything else.

I'll bet there are other organizations that do this sort of thing....will have to start poking around.

Kasey's Fuckin' Glutton Kountdown: It's less than a day until the Stranger goes into balls-out piggin'-yup mode, goes to brunch, goes to lunch, & doesn't come back until breakfast brie & croissants on Monday. If we're going to get in an edgewise word around all that metrosexual mastication, today's the day.

Let's review: We've established that The Stranger hates Christianity, Christians, Christ, Christmas, Easter, Annuniciation Day, probably Armistice Day, maybe Arbor Day, & certainly Focus on the Family. Savage sic'd one of his resident bigots (Schmader wasn't available; he's still held hostage at Hempfest) on Focus by attempting to turn you, gentle readers, into sniveling, sneaking little swine who'd pilfer pennies, & feel real good about yourselves. One slogger wrote that cheap-thiefing Dobson isn't bigotry because Focus on the Family isn't Christian & because it has done nothing for Katrina's victims.

It ain't necessarily so: "Focus on the Family is coordinating with several organizations in an effort to direct resources to the relief effort. Focus on the Family is forwarding every dollar donated for Katrina's victims to approved relief organizations working along the Gulf Coast." (www.the-dma.org/cgi/dispnewsstand?article=433)

I don't know (yet) the count & the amount of Focus's aid. But I'll bet a power brunch that it's more than yours.

& I'll bet that Bhagwan Dan & his gurus of secular fundamentalism are on drugs. Here's how the deal went down: Savage's mum was dealing to him from her stash of Vicodin; he bleated & blathered (his word, ergo Dan Blather), & has since been blathering about dealing to children from his deskdrawer stash of Plan B. He's on dope, ya dopes, & that's why they call it dope.

Bon appetit.

501(c)3's jeopardize their non-profits status but officially endorsing politicians or ballot measures, why are these organizations any different?

Still waiting for an answer, boys & girls. How many of the 4+ billion non-government dollars delivered for Katrina relief were donated from the hep cats & hipsters at Bhagwan Dan's Stranger?

How deeply did they dig into their dope allowances & post-dope Friday-Monday Feuillette munchie allowances?

Did Savage strap on his torn black Bingo fishnets & do a fundraiser? Or was he too stoned to notice that real people (so poor! so black!) needed his help?

A media whore who sticks spud guns in his pants -- for God's sake, keep that sick little prick away from flight suits & aircraft carriers! -- had much to offer & much to give. So how much was it? Did stunt-stud Savage & his gang give as much as Dobson's & his?

How much? Did? You? Give? My guess is that is was somewhere between zero & zero, but will be delighted when you prove me wrong.

Assured Catalina DeLay (romance! romance! romance!) that I'm not Christian. I have no emotional capital invested in this honest, patient inquiry. So ... give it up. How much did you give up?

My check had four digits before the decimal, asshole.

So what if Churches give money to poor people, or if Katrina refugees could stay for free in Church buildings?


Religion is still a farce to fool idiots.

It doesn't matter if Churches help poor people, give out free food, or even operate hospitals for the poor - all Christians deserve ridicule.


The Torah is good for wiping your ass with, the bible works just as well.


If you want your baby's cock sucked because god tells you too, visit a New York Rabbi. That's just how backward religion is today. Read this:


http://www.slate.com/id/2133654/

Reading from left to right, or right to left? And at what point did you appoint yourself Tony Snow to Savage's Duh-bya? In other words, let the "man" speak for himself.

And as for your asshole, Fnarf, the repellant religion-is-for-idiots idiot wants to clean you up. Maybe when he uses the Torah to wipe the smile & the slobber off your face & the smear off your ass, you & he can ... well, it's too disgusting to think about.

The Stranger donated 3K to Katrina relief.

We also raise 30K+ plus every year for Northwest Harvest. Through ITMFA, I raised money for Ned Lamont, Bob Casey, the ACLU, and Planned Parenthood.

We throw tons of fundraisers, and sponsor tons of shit. We also hand out 25K to artists in town every year.

So there.

The Stranger is very holier than thou. They give to Charity.

Oh, Christ. We're assholes because we don't give to charity—and we're called out on it, and this douchebag, to borrow a Philip Dawdism, demands to know if we've given charity. So I tick off a few things. And then we're holier than thou.

Whatever, douchebag.

Actually, Dan, that's the other douchebag on this thread. Apparently there are at least two of us.

As for you, you're a mommy now, so you have responsibilities. Thanks for coming down from slacker-stoner mode & responding to a patient, honest inquiry.

Thank you & fnarf for your contributions (4 digits!) to Kat relief. Better than zero, for sure, but probably way behind what Focus and the redneck Cajun Navy did. The rednecks actually took their redneck bass boats into the 9th Ward and rescued people (so poor! so black! said a rich, white, annoying media boy toy like you) ... about 4000 of them.

Anyway, all snarks aside, thanks again for what you did, and please wean yourself from dope. Do it for the children.

The Stranger raised $3,000 for New Orleans that's more than any Christian group did. It's urban liberal elites that do the most to help others. Christians just try to prevent gays from marrying.


If you closed down every Christian charity today, no one would even notice and media publications like The Stranger would do a better job raising money.

Focus on the Family gave 1.4 million for Tsumani relief. How much did The Stranger raise for Tsunami relief? Also please state what other International Relief organizations The Stranger funds?

http://www.family.org/welcome/intl/general/A0036662.cfm

Here's how the 1.4 million was spent:


The Focus on the Family staff from the office in Indonesia was among the first relief organizations on the ground in Aceh, where they distributed relief medicines, food and drinking water. Since then they have continued to send tons of relief supplies. Their team will continue to send volunteer doctors, nurses and grief counselors for at least the next six months. Currently they provide the only counselors available at the General Hospital in Aceh. In addition, permanent Care Centers have been established in ten different cities throughout the affected area and will staff these centers with counselors for years to come. Other contributions include the following:

* FOF Indonesia provided Family kits (essential living supplies) to those in the most affected areas during the first three months after the tsunami.

* Assisted communities with emergency clean up programs.


* Cooperated with government officials in a rehabilitation program which provided equipment and medical supplies to several hospitals that were devastated in the tsunami.


* Contributed to the reconstruction program with the building of 10 care centers and health clinics.
more-


http://www.family.org/welcome/intl/general/A0036662.cfm


Think of how much more money FotF would have for their good works if they didn't sink millions and millions into beating up homos and oppressing women? Whoa.

Man to man, Dan, douchebag to douchebag, you need to show us some skin & show us some bruises.

Beating up douchebags is not Dobson's style. It's mine. He prays and lets God take it from there.

Don sez The Stranger's $3000, good as it is, exceeds Christian contributions? Urban elites out-give Jesusland rednecks? I call bullshit on that, but it'll take time to get proof ... have so many douchebag duties to do, don't you know.

But here's something to ponder: Big Media bleats that redneck Mississippi, deep in the heart of Jesusland, is the poorest state & the fattest. What BM Big Media seldom tells you is that redneck Xian Mississippi is also, per capita, the most generous. Elitist Seattle eats; poor Mississippi gives. Suspicions confirmed.

Ditto for Stranger generosity to, God help us every one, ACLU & Planned Parenthood. Here's something apropos from The Atlantic:

Caitlan Flanagan in the January/February 2006 Atlantic Monthly wrote about Planned Parenthood's teenwire.com website that, according to
Karen Pearl of Planned Parenthood, provides "medically accurate, nonjudgemental information about sexuality for teens." Teenwire,
according to Pearl, gives teens "age-appropriate information to help
them make responsible decisions."

Flanagan replied (The Atlantic, May 2006) that what Pearl finds "age-
appropriate" is morally repugnant. "Whoever is writing the copy for teenwire.com clearly has an abiding and vivid interest in the sex play of minors. The site instructs kids on anal and oral sex; ... "

Connect the dots, urban elitists. PP, Big Abortion, recruits corporate clients from a vulnerable demographic: kids like Dan's.

I agree children should not be raised by drug users. That includes anyone taking seizure medicine to lose weight, add3rall, oxyc0ntin etc. What about parents who make their children fat, giving them diabetes? I especially think children are indanger of becoming indoctrinated in neo-nazi hate crazed Christian families. It's disturbing to me that Christian blacks, going to megachurches in the same surmon will preach against racism and in favor of gay-bashing. Some of the most fucked up kids I went to school with were raised traditional style. I can't guess why, but Christians ought to be focusing on these kids, and how about those 65 pregnant teens from Canton Ohio? In 2005,104/586 children born to mothers 11-19!! True 200 years ago, and in many a foreign land today as soon as a girl gets her period, she's married off to some 80 year old. I thought that's why this country had the sense to give women the vote. I haven't run the statistics, but I bet more gay families are making less selfish decisions on behalf of their planned children. According to the journal of pediatrics, alot of children being raised in gay homes are the result of reformed heterosexuals. But no Christian bigot is about to quote a reputable, scientific study. The Romans were right Christianity is dangerous, especially in the hands of Elitist Republicans . Does your dad make $100-200,000 from Halliburton and want to pass it on to you tax free? Why the hell can't Dick Cheyney, Bush, Halliburton, and Bechtel fund the entire Katrina mess? They have the most to profit, oh wait I guess it's not profitable to help poor black Americans.

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