Trash Does It Come With A “Vibrate” Feature?
I think, somehow, that Debra Winger is really the one responsible for this. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the rightful heir to Suzanne Somers’ ButtMaster, the newest in just-dripping-with-sexual-overtones exercise equipment, the OSIM iGallop.
Safe for work. In a “clinging to plausible deniability by your fingernails” sort of way.