Homo Dept. of Anthropomorphic Sports Equipment
The front page of the Seattle Gay News that’s sitting around town right now has this
SIX ATTACKED BY BASEBALL BATS AT SAN DIEGO PRIDE
The article doesn’t mention what weapons the baseball bats used. Their hands?
UPDATE: Good readers, I didn’t mean to make light of a gay-bashing by calling attention to the headline and nothing else; I do not condone gay-bashing. The headline just made me think of funny things.