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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Adding Insult to Injury…

Posted by on August 22 at 11:50 AM

by adding feces to burglary. As Reuters reports:

Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros, about $9,554, from a man by throwing faeces at him from behind and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess…

Full stinky story here.

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Thought this was a story about Seattle developers.

...and history would remember them as The Turd Burglars.

Well that's pretty shitty!

Burglary is breaking and entering a building with the intent to commit a felony therein. Picking a pocket is theft.

I'm accutely aware of burglary's literal definition.

What these cats are doing is not theft, it's actually strong arm robbery you dip shit but that doesn't play into the joke.

Turd Strong Arm Robbers
Turd Muggers

Not quite as funny as Turd Burglars.

See how that works?


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