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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Would You Sit on This, Ladies?

Posted by on July 11 at 13:03 PM

Heterosexual women (and gay men, I suppose) can now purchase affordable blow-up dolls (as opposed to this one, which goes for $6,999)—too bad it’s ugly as sin.


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What's the open mouth for? I mean, lady-wise. This really looks more like it was made for a gay man that can't decide if he's a top or bottom yet.

Detachable penis!

Indelicate question, to be sure, but do the male love dolls have - er - buttholes?

as someone who is neither a gay man nor a straight woman, i have to say that this doll does resemble some of the very bad porn stars from the 70s. just put a gold chain around his neck and you're done!

Dude, gross.

I remember when I was in the biz, we had a much better looking (tho still extremely cheesy) male doll named "Rock Hard Julian" (complete with tattoo). If I recall correctly, he wasn't especially pricy-around $150 or so. Tho I moved a mountain of merchandise, I never met anyone, male or female, who wanted to take Julian home with them.

You could always stuff a remote in his mouth.

A Gary Sinise RealDoll? Ewww....

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