Homo Wednesday Wasn’t a Total Loss
There was some good news for the homos yesterday: The Mariners fired Carl Everett.
Everett was a terrible designated hitter and there was, oh, a wee contretemps when he arrived in Seattle earlier this year. (All is forgiven, Seattlest.) Everett was a fundamentalist Christian who 1. had been investigated for child abuse, 2. insisted that dinosaurs were a hoax, and 3. famously stated that he “didn’t believe in” gays and lesbians.
Well, this gay guy was at the Ms game last night with his boyfriend and kid…
…and dumb ol’ Carl wasn’t. (Who doesn’t exist now, Carl?) Making it even sweeter, the Ms won.
Better not tell Josh that he's black.