Life Tyranny in Provincetown, MA
I’m less concerned about whether state-sanctioned gay marriage will threaten families or the bedrock of civilization or whatever than I am about whether it will inspire homos to start punching me in the face. In Massachusetts, where the marriage parity question is in serious flux, the gays are feeling their oats and oppressing straights. And, even worse, Jamaicans!
In one serious incident a man was charged with assaulting a woman who signed a petition to ban same-sex marriage in Massachusetts.
Granted, I’m not likely to be caught signing petitions, but you know how violence spins out of control. Like in the Middle East. And video games. I don’t know about the other straight people in this office, but I’m getting a little nervous.
Not to worry. Just as the Catholic homosexual pedophilia scandal wasn't about homosexual pedophilia (we are told it was really a conservative-hierarchy-celibacy scandal), the Provincetown gay bashers scandal isn't about isn't about gays because bashing inconvenient people isn't just a gay thing. It's a leftist thing.
For example: When our Initiative 200 was being born, enlightened & tolerant leftists bashed petition signers & petition gatherers; then they tore up the petitions. See? Not a gay thang at all.
And since there are certainly no leftists in your office, fear not. Your civil liberties and you face are safe from assault.