Slog - Comments on Today's Juiciest Gossip! http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss Today's hottest gossip! PARIS HILTON claims that not only would she make "a great mother," she'll no longer be handing out her vagina to guys on a silver platter. It's the end of an era, people! As it turns out, KEVIN FEDERLINE released his single "PopoZao" on the internet "as a joke" so when his REAL music drops, "people will be fucking blown away." Wow... he's like the Lex Luthor... OF IDIOTS. DAVID HASSELHOFF gets "steaming drunk" at Wimbledon, and actually tells a guard, "Do you know who I am? I'm The Hoff!" This shit would NEVER happen in Germany.... Copyright 2007 Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:31:24 -0800 Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:38:20 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Janet The Hof is dreamy!

]]> Janet http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392464 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392464 Trash Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:37:49 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Never trust a girl named Paris. If she promises you no moon pie, expect lots of moon pie.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392482 Trash Wed, 05 Jul 2006 16:03:40 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum Damn it - we need to know more about this "hotel accident" ! Did The Hoff HIT a hotel? GET hit by a hotel? Why was The Hoff messing around with this supposed hotel in the first place??

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392754 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392754 Trash Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:16:17 -0800 Comment by Smarm Keep your hands off me. I can handle it myself. My name's Hoff ... Jack Hoff.

]]> Smarm http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392887 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c392887 Trash Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:04:53 -0800 Comment by Gomez HE'LL BE READY.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c393047 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c393047 Trash Wed, 05 Jul 2006 20:43:34 -0800 Comment by wf Best reason Paris gives for why she'll be a good mom:

"I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after."

]]> wf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c393242 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c393242 Trash Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:20:13 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi As reported in Slog a few days ago, the Hoff hit his head on a chandelier in the hotel bathroom. The glass broke and cut a tendon in his arm.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c394620 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/07/todays_juiciest_goss#c394620 Trash Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:38:20 -0800