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Today’s hottest gossip!
PARIS HILTON claims that not only would she make “a great mother,” she’ll no longer be handing out her vagina to guys on a silver platter. It’s the end of an era, people!
As it turns out, KEVIN FEDERLINE released his single “PopoZao” on the internet “as a joke” so when his REAL music drops, “people will be fucking blown away.” Wow… he’s like the Lex Luthor… OF IDIOTS.
DAVID HASSELHOFF gets “steaming drunk” at Wimbledon, and actually tells a guard, “Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff!” This shit would NEVER happen in Germany.
“Cor blimey, guv’nah! It’s The Hoff!”