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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Trash Today’s Juiciest Gossip!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 5 at 15:31 PM

Today’s hottest gossip!

PARIS HILTON claims that not only would she make “a great mother,” she’ll no longer be handing out her vagina to guys on a silver platter. It’s the end of an era, people!

As it turns out, KEVIN FEDERLINE released his single “PopoZao” on the internet “as a joke” so when his REAL music drops, “people will be fucking blown away.” Wow… he’s like the Lex Luthor… OF IDIOTS.

DAVID HASSELHOFF gets “steaming drunk” at Wimbledon, and actually tells a guard, “Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff!” This shit would NEVER happen in Germany.

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“Cor blimey, guv’nah! It’s The Hoff!”

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The Hof is dreamy!

Posted by Janet | July 5, 2006 3:37 PM

2

Never trust a girl named Paris. If she promises you no moon pie, expect lots of moon pie.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 5, 2006 4:03 PM

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Damn it - we need to know more about this "hotel accident" ! Did The Hoff HIT a hotel? GET hit by a hotel? Why was The Hoff messing around with this supposed hotel in the first place??

Posted by Ivan Cockrum | July 5, 2006 6:16 PM

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Keep your hands off me. I can handle it myself. My name's Hoff ... Jack Hoff.

Posted by Smarm | July 5, 2006 7:04 PM

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HE'LL BE READY.

Posted by Gomez | July 5, 2006 8:43 PM

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Best reason Paris gives for why she'll be a good mom:

"I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after."

Posted by wf | July 5, 2006 10:20 PM

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As reported in Slog a few days ago, the Hoff hit his head on a chandelier in the hotel bathroom. The glass broke and cut a tendon in his arm.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 6, 2006 11:38 AM

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