Slog - The Stranger's Blog

Line Out

The Music Blog

« Kelly Clarkson: Too Fat For Vi... | Bad Vitamin Water, Bad »

Friday, July 7, 2006

The Oldest Crow in the World…

Posted by on July 7 at 15:12 PM

…has died.

In related news, he never got to fly.

CommentsRSS icon

Now, if this was some 59-year-old Old Crow whiskey you were talking about, and you were letting Uncle Fnarf have a little taste of it, then I'd be excited.

"Flones said Tata was still active and alert in his later years, to the point each spring that he called out from inside the house to crows outside, often loudly and beginning at 5 a.m."

That crow would have never lasted no 59 years in my house pulling that "early bird" shite, the two cats notwithstanding.

OK, if Early Times is the only whiskey you got, it'll have to do. But 5 AM's a little harsh.

Comments Closed

In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).