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North Korea (remember them? Part of the “Axis of Evil,” president is batshitcrazy) had a little Independence Day gift for America: long-range missile tests.
In Mexico, the conservative candidate has declared the victory, while his liberal challenger demands a recount. Looks like NAFTA didn’t just export jobs south of the border.
Discovery made it into space yesterday—well, except for some foam, which NASA says is no big deal.
Israel vs. Palestine: “You hit one of our schools, we’ll hit your Interior Ministry.”
Car thefts are down in Seattle. Meanwhile, King County Executive Ron Sims wants $6.8 million for new furniture.
Seattle police arrest patriotic man for scaling a crane in Belltown to watch the fireworks. FOX News declares liberals are waging “War on Independence Day.”
950—count ‘em, 950—new condos and apartments are being proposed for a parking lot near Qwest Field. If the proposal is accepted, the number of Pioneer Square residents will double.
World Cup: Italy shocks Germany. Meanwhile, in a real sport, a new world record is set.
Our very own Seattle Mariners can’t win in their own division.
And finally, Ice Age bones have been discovered in Los Angeles.
How can we overlook THIS!?